The police waste all their time on things like this, meanwhile the Tunnel Snakes are still running wild, terrorizing the public with their aggressive and provocative dance moves.

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’d watch the hell out of a buddy-cop movie starring Nelly and Piazza.

Well.... President Obama is a Constitutional Law scholar, and a successful politician, and generally a pretty cerebral guy.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

hey, his plan to take everyone’s guns can still be executed in the next 24 days.

1. Empire Strikes Back

It was so good, right? Better than Episode 7? Better than Jedi?

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

This is obviously nonsense. The Astros are an American League team, so they couldn’t have met in the World Series. Also, there’s no way “Dustin Hermanson” is a real name.

Why is it always the Chicken Hawks and draft dodgers who talk so tough about military service they know nothing about?

Aaand this is why Evangelicals are supporting a thrice-married philanderer who, up until recently, supported abortion rights.

I like the Cards. Always have. Imagine my surprise when I found out from comments on Deadspin that my loyalty to a particular ball club makes me a racist and a supporter of cops who murder unarmed civilians. Who knew? Thanks for setting me straight,…

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

I’m thinking they have varying degrees of blindness, and the blindfolds make it totally blind for everyone.

“Out of respect for you, we’re going to do something you hate and asked us to stop repeatedly. You’re welcome!”

THANK YOU! Seriously, what are those of us with cement-snot supposed to do??

TMI time: I pick my nose, each nostril, once each day. Not sure why but my nose and ears produce a lot of material and it just has to go. My wife says I need to blow my nose but that doesn’t help because the boogs are hard as a rock. I don’t think I nick the interior or cause bleeding though, but maybe I’ve just…

Seems like something an irrational person would say. I mean what nut job thinks Chicago deep dish is pizza is venerable. It’s about as pizza as olive garden is Italian food.