Lemmiwinks!!!

Dat beard! Holy shit!

Yeah, they're probably referring to the N.

DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF TO MASTER MIYAMOTO, PEASANT.

Yup.

Till my turdwhat?

wat

No way, brah.

How would you figuratively hate something?

Because the console I don't own yet is better than yours. FUCK YOU.

PC's a weird thing where it doesn't count for console exclusives. Like, Halo and Gears of War are for PC, but it's still an "Xbox exclusive." That's what I meant.

SOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That explains why it's PlayStation-exclusive. That model of Snake has only ever existed on the PS1/3.

Stealing. Stealing has changed.

Yes.

Aw, shit. Nathan Drake done wronged somebody!

It's so poorly-made, but I love the shit out of it.

Consider suicide.

The X1's a monster in comparison. Jesus.