FREE ME O LORD FROM THIS BOURGEOISIE HELLSCAPE.

No, no I don’t think that’s why they have harsh laws.

Agree - from a comparative standpoint, it’s good.

To each their own. It came through for me but I can understand how others can perceive it that way. Same goes for the narcissism angle. He’s saying he abused his position of power and for the most part, reiterating what many of the women have said. It’s an acknowledgment that he’s listening.

This is the best apology so far, BY FAR...

I don’t know how to say this without it sounding wrong so I apologize in advance for any word misusage.

“...that I am a cold piece of marble statuary.”

Acting at its purest.

Playing FFVII late at night and coming across this in the ShinRa building was pretty goddamn terrifying.

Megyn Kelly said, “Having children was the only moment in my life that changed me as a human being...all your selfishness leaves.”

There is one storyline I’d love for them to revisit..

I always liked the Gogo as Gestahl theory:

After the camera left.

Truly terrified me.

Pitt reportedly “got sober” in a bid to win her back, and his “determination to improve himself warmed Jolie.”

I’d love for her to really troll Mariah with an incredible rendition of “All I Want for Christmas Is You”.

Finally she emerges from the other side of the house and glides across the room in a creamy-white, floor-length caftan...

(The snails race from the center of a circle to the outside.) 

Why is Fallon so scared? Does he think these animals are going to breathalyze him?

What a fucking goddamn tragedy that this woman was not invited to the Met Gala. Chrissy in custom CdG would have shattered.