(The snails race from the center of a circle to the outside.) 

Why is Fallon so scared? Does he think these animals are going to breathalyze him?

What a fucking goddamn tragedy that this woman was not invited to the Met Gala. Chrissy in custom CdG would have shattered.

Oh my.

Some people ask what I’m proud of most in my career. Broadway? The West End? It was this very moment.

[SPOILER ALERT]

To her defense, she had to pee all over trump right before she went on stage. She was overwhelmed.

“There’s no jewelry to give you a clue about social status.” 

He’s making the game great again.

It was well known around Thamasa that the woman loved a good giant sandworm.

Fairly obvious who Gogo is: Relm’s mother.

Bromance or Romance? We’ll never know for sure.

I didn’t know Wendy Williams was managed by the aunt from My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Bertolucci also said that Tom Hanks never truly committed to his Philadelphia role.

Can we take a moment to acknowledge how sexy AF the ending scene with Lawrence was? Jesus, that man.

Damn Rich. You thirsty girl.

“QUEER ANTICS IN A STAID QUAKER FAMILY’S PANTRY AND PARLOR”

Raven as a “divorced mother..”