Unfortunately his six-point plan did not go over so well among his constituents.

Smith’s character is a “brilliant, creative, charismatic guy who used to love life”

• The Chicken - It’s about a group of twinks competing for the affections of a rich, much older daddy.

Standards can be upwards of 40 lbs. :)

I totally understand. I do the same when I see a komodor.

They are adorable (see my fur baby). But incredibly needy and immensely difficult to train!

This trope has been done to death.

Simply, the best (especially after a day or two when they are a bit al dente).

She’s bored. This was inevitable.

I’m waiting for Michelle to snapchat the video of Melania promising not to plagiarize her speech.

I hope he mauled the cameraman.

“Assume deer dead” pretty much sums up the election.

But was their ham and clam pizza any good?!

Jordan’s father dying. We were NYers but my mom was a huge Bulls fan (we had satellite before it was popular so she could watch every game, complete with six-foot cardboard Jordan in our basement). When he stopped playing, a veil of mourning passed over my family. Born in 84.

I always thought the audience was the male ga(ys)ze.

Alternatively, you can just try not to grab things with your forearms.

Alternatively, you can just try not to grab things with your forearms.

🏈 🍸 🍹 🍾🙀

Better ‘Britney Spears’ than “Britney Spears”

If I woke up and this was standing over my bed I would die from fear.

Taylor’s latest scent “Backup Dancer Pit Stank” was certainly less subtle.