Sometimes internet stalking is free porn. :\

Patrick thinking that it's okay to move in with Kevin because his mom was breaking up with his dad. No! Take some responsibility for your on life and your own actions, girl! You're 30.

When did Luann become Jack Nicholson?

WHERE IS TARAJI?!

People think that Jessica's accent is funny but no one writes jokes about her accent.

Did someone say steamy chopper full of hate?

The Tapas skit was incredible.

Yes but how do you FEEL about Jennifer Aniston?

Um. I called him an idiot and schmuck. What makes you think I don't find him responsible?

Children: I don't think we'll ever know what truly happened on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith that day. Mayhaps Jolie was not the bewitching sorceress we all believed her to be and Aniston might actually be the Medea beneath the veil.

Those eyes are cold and soulless.

Despite how much you beg him not to.

This doll is nothing compared to the nightmare blackhole of my childhood that was..

Where is the Family Guy comparison?!

The only reprieve is that his character is pretty loathsome so he's easy to hate twicefold.

Girls.

Can you guess what they did for the opening band?

Thank God he's "grown so much."

This show has it right now and Cookie is stealing every scene Lange style.

All I see is "fast load" when I read your name quickly.