Hands down the most beautiful blood clot I've ever seen.
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This man is an idiot.
Can someone save this post for worst wedding guest ever? Monster.
Where the fuck is his statement?
I think it worked. Was she stunning? No. Is this original, flattering and sexy? Yes.
I came to post just this. She definitely earns some of the blame here for being a dumb pretty face. Then again - this very joke is the heart of most of her jokes in her television show, her commercials, etc. ...I guess it's her schtick?
Maybe she'll finally have a shot with Velma now.
Could the same role the internet/social media is playing in adult sex lives be playing out in teenagers? With the explosion of access to porn and the time-sucking nature of social media in play - maybe the bored teenagers having sex scenarios are dissipating.
Nic explores the darkness in people's souls ... Nic likes looking into the crevices of the soul.
Beards are not in this fall.
We should all just be thankful she's not going down the hypno-fetishist route of that other Barbie.
I still think periodontile's story last week about her poor bunny was far worse.
Ok - had to look up vinegaroon. That was terrifying.
Somewhere a cow is submitting you as their most insane human encounter. With the instantaneous poo reaction they are sure to win!
According to some, the Facekinis may actually ward off sharks, especially if the masks are bright orange, which is believed to be a color sharks fear.
Are you honestly telling me that teenage boys wouldn't want to buy merchandising with this kind of branding?!
So.. then, go with a non-Renaissance artist? I for one long for the day we meet Frida, the bravest teenage mutant ninja turtle of all time.
I feel for the turtles because without Venus their options for sexual release are so limited.