Is this poor woman bragging or in pain following over-sexing?

Yes - this quote is as likely as a little girl continuing on her merry way after being attacked by an animal (which SeaWorld suggests).

SeaWorld says that staffers quickly gave the girl medical care and that she was fine, going on to visit other parts of the park.

Say what you will but I think this woman is living the dream.

I'm sure I will but a gay can hope, can't he?!

I love this combination but I would love it even more if there was a romantic undercurrent to it (as in.. every man/woman spy partner movie in all of cinema).

I like to think it went down like this.

"Social animal" is not exactly what I would call Hernandez.

Putina: Fishiest queen by far. Condragulations!

Not to be undone by the next trend - the flash flood wedding!

Who wouldn't want to be with a warrior ninja from a post-apocalyptic future?

Too late.

Martha - did you really have to juxtapose this article right next to the rat cake story? Jesus.

So the bear is not only gigantic but gifted with the magical power of fire manipulation?

So is there a chance he will play tonight? As a homosexual with Looking and Downton fast approaching, I need to get my priorities in order.

I'm so tired of this game of one-upmanship between Kanye and Dennis Rodman. Kanye is never going to win.

"This is a terrible idea."

I call ice dancing on this.

1) Who needs a break-up to dance cry? It could just be a Wednesday after drinking too much wine.