Does that mean...

"He's also a Christian and won't drink around her."

God I would love to see this pattern under there.

It's safe to say at this point that the next show will be "Don't Make Me C**tpunt you, Mother."

Wouldn't you know it's just a dickie she's wearing underneath.

You know they sent this slop to Blanchett first and she used it as toilet paper.

...and one antique chair was unwrapped.

Seriously? What. The. Fuck.

If you buy this crap the terrorists truly do win.

What's amazing is that he's not even Jewish.

The dresses are gorge but is anyone else hating this plasticine makeupjob? Are these women or fleshbots?

"I love him and his sperm was delicious."

Of course she's sad - she's marrying her brother! What was this magazine?!

When Xena finds those bastards that abused her pal.

The look given to the producer who covered her set with balloons.

Twenty four years ago I spied a nineteen-year-old college boy, shirtless and utterly gorgeous, leaning out his dorm-room window.

Sort of all I see in that last shot.

Congrats, Tyra. You've discovered the uncanny valley.

Smells like teen sadness.

What is Julianna Margulies doing here?