"Please free us from this hellish prison."

Her expression captures "sad regret" perfectly.

Just a question I want to throw out to the Jezzies: I was at a party with my boyfriend and it was being hosted by a woman and her bio-female partner who was in the process of transitioning. Most of the party was bio-females in the process of transitioning (at one stage or another) and one happened to be fostering a…

Meh - she can do way better. He's going to age lizard-British style so quickly.

"Aaryn, eat... my... shit."

What's fucked up is that there aren't any other chairs. She's serving them - Sensa was trying to do some Help cross-promote here. So sad.

I also can't imagine her just serving mimosas in that kitchen without being just a little bit sassy - again, could be the character!

...a celebrity's brand has far more to lose from associating with a weight loss company than that company has to lose from getting that celebrity's endorsement, however unprofitable.

Get out of my damn house!

Enjoy this pie you skinny bitches.

Therapy Baby T-rex wants in on the action.

I'm happy to admit that I personally bought her these horsetail earrings. AND IT WAS WORTH IT.

Give it a few weeks before "pancaking" is the new "chicken waffle" of trendy sex positions.

I would have also accepted "Lance Bass became all about the ass."

So Dunkin is a year old - has had a terrible life, incredible trauma, and the natural "humane" end to that is for him to ..be euthanized?

Ladies, you know the rule. There's only room for one Lance Bass at this party.

I just want to confirm because I always seem to get these things wrong. They're a doomsday cult and they're about to kill themselves Jonestown-style, right?

This is adorable.

Nothing embodies "Closeted in the 90s" more than a Nehru jacket.

I think his problem is that he's an asshole.