It's recommended that you use your tears for lubricant.

It's like a before and after of a really, really overused one too. :(

This is so sad because the original butt plug concept was so gorgeous.

I think he means Grammy as in Grandma. Betty White is a ladyheart-stealing monster.

I've always wondered what the policy was regarding FB/IG during a wedding. On the one hand, you look snappy and want to take photos of yourself with the bride/groom/guests, etc. On the other hand, the happy couple has spent a ton of time creating a look that they probably want to be the first to unveil.

Side note - GlitterTaint would've been a fabulous Gaga song. :(

Ha - that's what I get for copying and pasting from a lyrics website. I don't know if you remember the video but I was going to post a photo of him stuffed in a trunk too.

All I see.

What kind of PR is this. Bloggers don't matter? Word of mouth doesn't matter?

Seriously.

She don't believe in shootin' stars,

Oprah is none too pleased.

It happened.

I haven't seen something this bad come out of Middle East fashion since...

We all know how well this went the first time.

Here's the top half.

Um, but her banter with him in no way seemed self-protective. By the end she was joking with him a bit and started egging him on!

Ehh.. fanboy? I think that's a bit kind.

Exactly - I understand she's a reporter but from the first text this clearly was not "a normal source."

Amazing.