She don't believe in shootin' stars,

Oprah is none too pleased.

It happened.

I haven't seen something this bad come out of Middle East fashion since...

We all know how well this went the first time.

Here's the top half.

Um, but her banter with him in no way seemed self-protective. By the end she was joking with him a bit and started egging him on!

Ehh.. fanboy? I think that's a bit kind.

Exactly - I understand she's a reporter but from the first text this clearly was not "a normal source."

Amazing.

You're so right.

Is it me or by the end she wanted him more than he wanted her?

Some people will do anything to make a milestone out of a birthday. I bet she wanted separate parties from her family and friends too!

Sloppy 45 is the new Sweet 16.

It's funny you say that because all I've been wanting the past two days is a RuPaul parody of this shot.

That movie ain't the only thing O be promotin'!

If you watch the video - this portion is pretty dark and eerie. I'm not sure why we would have a giggle..

There appears to be a disconnect between text and visuals here.

You be you, honey.

Let me save you the trouble. The title refers to what is left of human garbage disposal B.E.E.'s rectum after years of getting hate-fucked by most of WeHo.