Nah - men are more terrifying than that.

I'm going to state the obvious here - men are terrifying.

Whenever they do close-ups on him all I see is this guy..

Perez Hilton is sad he can't go to the GLAAD awards? How unfortunate.

I'm sure he's an expert on different roles and positions though.

Mr. Sanctuary Leather 2010?! Sounds like he won a contest for Ethan Allen.

Geoffrey Rush.

You just picture that face jumping out of an alleyway somewhere. They always say the richest of noblemen look like the poorest of hobomen.

How proud she must be on that cover - right above the Pulitzer-prize winning 'Titler' column for best society anti-semites.

Such a good point. Very true.

Her boyfriend's last name is Snow. She's dating a bastard from the north - clearly.

I am shocked that Lohan is a Stark - I always figured her for a Lannister.

You know who I wish was there to give these bitches some lip?

You know who would not have any of this..

And the part of Christian Grey will of course be played by..

Because she knows they always choose the ridiculous poses.

I haven't but I will check it out - thanks!

While I don't love her TV show, I still think Chelsea Handler's books were far funnier than Kaling, Fey or Dratch's memoirs. I was literally guffawing in an airport like a dork while reading those memoirs.

Who knew this whole time that Kevin Connolly was actually Johnny Drama.

What they made that poor woman wear was simply unnatural.