I read it and I don't feel category 3 and calling my straight friends "acceptable infidels" would be appropriate.

When I was a new to NYC post-college without a gaggle of gay friends to call my own, I'd often ask some of my girl friends to accompany me to gay bars so I wouldn't feel like a dork sitting and drinking at the bar alone.

These people are MARRIED. They must be paid!

One Ring More?

Did anyone else think this was a Hobbit promo at first glance at that photo?

I'm assuming from those top pics that they are hiring gay boyfriends, right?

Ignoring the present, I think these two paired quite nicely in '94.

I'm so glad I read the full thread before I posted the same photo. TOTALLY AGREE.

I totally hear you and didn't mean to be rude.

I for one would certainly not think twice if I saw a woman in a jockstrap.

The only thing missing is a giant beetle outfit with no crotch. For subtlety of course.

I'm sorry - but this designer is putting unrealistic expectations on the bodies of young women and girls everywhere. It's simply impossible for teenage girls to look this adorable.

This is like searching for a straight Republican homophobe using a beautiful woman. It just doesn't work.

The Barry/Hil shippers are going to go nuts after this article. Perhaps this was Trump's original secret?

I didn't realize that crocodile was a euphemism for vagina in the '40s. Makes sense, I guess.

This response is highly ironic given your name.

Is anyone really surprised? If you watched Kitchen Nightmares you'd know that he's just as specific when it comes to his restaurants.

Do you know that optical illusion when you either see a young girl or an old witch? I have the same issue with Vergara's dress, except instead of ass I keep seeing tits.

Sadly, the first sign of Koro Syndrome is that your baldness is cured.

I think it makes sense that a celebrity getting paid millions of dollars for a weight loss endorsement is getting (primarily negative/body-centric) media coverage for not losing said weight.