The only thing missing is a giant beetle outfit with no crotch. For subtlety of course.

I'm sorry - but this designer is putting unrealistic expectations on the bodies of young women and girls everywhere. It's simply impossible for teenage girls to look this adorable.

This is like searching for a straight Republican homophobe using a beautiful woman. It just doesn't work.

The Barry/Hil shippers are going to go nuts after this article. Perhaps this was Trump's original secret?

I didn't realize that crocodile was a euphemism for vagina in the '40s. Makes sense, I guess.

This response is highly ironic given your name.

Is anyone really surprised? If you watched Kitchen Nightmares you'd know that he's just as specific when it comes to his restaurants.

Do you know that optical illusion when you either see a young girl or an old witch? I have the same issue with Vergara's dress, except instead of ass I keep seeing tits.

Sadly, the first sign of Koro Syndrome is that your baldness is cured.

I think it makes sense that a celebrity getting paid millions of dollars for a weight loss endorsement is getting (primarily negative/body-centric) media coverage for not losing said weight.

I'm going to assume that both novels take place in the same fictional universe and the boy is investigating Ana's mysterious BDSM-related death (thus the title crush-her).

In the following question, a related pair of words or phrases is followed by five pairs of words or phrases. Choose the pair that best expresses a relationship similar to that in the original pair -

I didn't realize the final season of Gossip Girl would include Teresa Giudice. Makes sense I guess.

Also - Frank Ocean needs to be in the ugly category. Just because you're a man/babygay/hero for gay R&B youths doesn't mean you get to dress like that.

That third shot of Miley looks like a before and after she and Pink combined into one person.

This is going to sound very America-centric but I believe it's our perceptions of the British people that lends them so well to period pieces. While DA is not bound to Hollywood by any means, American cinema dominates the industry as a whole and its influence extends into global media.

As this was the most intense role of her career, ScarJo took every scene very seriously.

It's also not gay if two married Republican men ass bang one another. It's just "legitimate conservatism."

Erections in their mouths? Like the flamingo needed anything else to cement its title as world's gayest animal.

Sometimes dreams can come true!