I'm only interested in this reunion if it's done slasher-style with the series' ultimate villain.

The Joffrey torture scene was unreal. That actor is absolutely killing it.

The answer is E. Fruit ninja.

I wish the fourth girl was Tracy Morgan in drag/white face.

If it would have included a column for cup size I would have been critical.

I too would not want to enter a store that looks like its laden with herpes.

I hope Aniston goes to their wedding super-Octomom-sized pregnant

Since when is Rosie O'Donnell dating Lamar Odom?

Hell yes... I'm pleased for multiple reasons.

Of course.. he transcends humanity also.

Maybe he not only transcends gender but race too?

I can safely say that this is the first time on the internetz that BD has been associated with sex for conception.

You forgot the Cook Islands (GDP: $183MM).

I'm pretty sure the password the Brant brothers gave was fellatio.

Similar to hurricanes, asteroids should have people names. I can only imagine the universal eye roll when Asteroid Bella reappears in 2036.

Matt: "I think you'd be great at this job."

"I love all fruit." Oh my - are we sure Bruno Mars is the only person that was just outed?

i remember when the movie just came out and the radio would play "My Heart Would Go On" interlaced with audio lines from the actual movie. I fucking loved that shit.

I think it's pretty clear what she was crying about.

I think Miranda Priestly should play Steve Jobs.