Maybe he not only transcends gender but race too?

I can safely say that this is the first time on the internetz that BD has been associated with sex for conception.

You forgot the Cook Islands (GDP: $183MM).

I'm pretty sure the password the Brant brothers gave was fellatio.

Similar to hurricanes, asteroids should have people names. I can only imagine the universal eye roll when Asteroid Bella reappears in 2036.

Matt: "I think you'd be great at this job."

"I love all fruit." Oh my - are we sure Bruno Mars is the only person that was just outed?

i remember when the movie just came out and the radio would play "My Heart Would Go On" interlaced with audio lines from the actual movie. I fucking loved that shit.

I think it's pretty clear what she was crying about.

I think Miranda Priestly should play Steve Jobs.

I'll throw in my old LiveJournal and Myspace accounts for an additional 50 cents (they are of high "white neurotic gay" quality).

This is actually Sarah Palin's GOP nominee video to reflect her experience in handling international relations.

...here's a thought, maybe the pier should put up guard rails?

The Abyss 2: Simply Abysmal?

Someone should tell James Cameron that the ship sank in the Atlantic Ocean and is not at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Titanic 2 is going to be awful.

Aren't you forgetting #6?

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

If directed by Ang Lee?

In what will be considered her ultimate drag persona - Willam was found out to be Shangela in disguise. Halleloo!

New Jersey is geographically the anus of the country - well done.