I think both of these girls have just been Knoxed.

Thank you!

The following week they will tape the infamous "apple juice" episode where the whole audience drinks vats and vats of apple juice until one of them dies.

My boyfriend and I were in such a gayflict over Sharon. I was so happy when she won.

Please God let Jolie be holding off on the wedding announcement until the day of Aniston's.

Hasn't there been enough of Kim's box on film?

Also, all I see is this.

God, the copywriters really got lazy on J. Lo's, no? Might as well just read "I'm in a movie."

Pot calling Kettle a Famewhore Horrormom?

Does anyone else think she sort of looks like a blonde Eliza Dusku?

What about fat camps for your zombie dogs?

That finger probably just got her the VP nom.

Totally. Meant it as sort of a contrast to the work above.

Sexy and also empowered?

While not animated - I always felt similarly peeved about this cover. She's super strong but incredibly demure?

No but it's pretty implicit.

I completely agree and concur that he's in on the tabloid game. It's a shame that the break-up became more of an Aniston vs. Jolie fight than obliterating Pitt as a total douche. Good PR folks though!

I'm sure I'll get flack for this but I really dislike Brad Pitt and his need to tie everything about his relationship with Aniston to something negative.

Of all people I would imagine Demi Moore would be "feverishly texting," George Michael is not one of them.

The first wife gets cancer. The second wife gets MS. What is he doing to these women?!