I saw Bill Hader pushing Pringles recently and I was like, wow, I thought this guy was going to have an acting career. Good to know he might make his saving throw against mediocrity yet.

What does that mean? Google didn’t help.

...in a video game, with an adult sized body?....and on a track completely devoid of any barrier or challenge.

It seems, to me, much more likely that the current situation we find ourselves in is exactly the situation intended by (probably) Russian officials behind this.

Traffic cameras are bad. They are almost always naked schemes to raise government revenue, as opposed to well as devices that are intended to improve safety and driver behavior.

Since being a parent, I watch 1 hour of television a fortnight and game 45 minutes a month. I’m not even IN fandom. I WAS. Long before consuming content was about addiction and monetization, when we collectively dreamed of a better tomorrow, now lost to us. And, per my name, worked for a time inside the belly of the…

You just want to yell at someone on the internet, fine. We got it. I have no idea how you would find my comments disconnected, and assure you this mutual waste of our time doesn’t necessitate attempts at such. Whereas you clearly defaulted to the automatic gamesaying to contradict me. Excellent Monty Python sketch,…

I’m completelly stunned to learn this wasn’t a practical effect. I was in stitches through the entire sequence which was kind of problematic as nobody else in my screening was enjoying it nearly as much as I was.

So what is the story with the sealing order? How did these documents become temporarily available?

You are not a very nice person. This is a ridiculous degree of complaint and misdirection for the simple advice that corporations don’t get to dictate your enjoyment and imagination. Geez. Fuck off already.

So we are settled on “yes it is” then?

Yes, it is.

Yeah, that doesn’t make sense.

Wait. Full stop. Do not tell me that these books are also considered canon.

I’m very interested if he directs. I’m much less so if he does not.

You know, I’ve never really seen a listicle of “Crappy Movies Spielberg Was Tangentially Involved With”. That feels like it should exist.

I think you’ve mislabel led what the opposite of white noise is: the ability to sleep with the normal household noises around you.

No it isn’t.

...jerk.

It all gets blended by the apparatus of Kinja. Long long long ago I was a member of the AVClub, but it had been many years (and a full run at a career within AAA games) between there and when it joined the Gizmodo Media Empire. I apologize that I conflate the two, but its not an unnatural conflation.

Yeeeeeeah....being over ...what, 35? ... isn’t THAT rare.

I’m discontented with the general consensus criticizing him for being so far up his own ass, while 90% of the content of both this site and Kotaku scrolls on by uncritically challenged, despite being everything wrong with both gaming and society at large (in short, cosplay = idolization, MMOs=subjugation of humanity…