So what do you do when there is discord? Specifically I want something done to me, that she doesn’t want to do. (I’m not putting it on the internet, lets round it up to a pretty spectacular and comprehensive inversion of gender norms)

I don’t get it. Coming here legally and violating the terms of that agreement...makes you an illegal immigrant....so...listen I want to hear more from you can you be a little more explain-ey for me?

Because undocumented makes it look like someone forgot to fill out a form. If we could document them, we would then…

Awesome at circle jerking the industry and fandom? Ok. I agree.

please tell me this means Kotaku gets shut down

Goddammit. I can get Gawker sites at work. I can’t get Wonkette.

Any particular reason for this change that makes no sense and upsets me so?

Correction sir. The scene with Yoda lost “cachet”, not “cache”.

How much are we talking for these umbrellas anyway?

I would like to support the premise of this post in that this joke is going to play in the minds of conservative or sheltered minds a lot differently, and negatively, than it will in the minds of liberal and seasoned viewers. What did the writer intend? Based on the prominence of the actor playing as androgynous right…

Yes. This. I need to know this.

I earned a B.Sc. in computer science and the non-mathy explanation confused the hell out of me.

There are lots of divorce options that are neither messy or expensive, for two willing parties.

This just reads like a “lets all have all the nice things in life with no consequences or cost” article that was written to fill a quota.

Well. The sure don’t spend a lot for the laugh track on this show do they.

This seems to have very little of the Warcraft universe inside it. It has orcs, humans, and a griffon.

I mean it looks like it might be an alright film, but it doesn’t seem like Warcraft at all.

Not that this would ever get out of the greys, but we have this product and it has done exactly nothing to help my partner - a chronic snooze buttoner - get out of bed in the morning.

Not that this would ever get out of the greys, but we have this product and it has done exactly nothing to help my…

Guys there really is something to this. My partner and I both agree that we use lube as a crutch to quick and easy mutual orgasms. Like....90% of the time we use it. The other 10% involves chemical factors that inhibit natural secretion of lubricant.

There seems to be a rather interestingly high correlation between individuals making claims to having the most amazing stories and a complete failure to deliver the goods.

There’s no way of being ambiguous here: the first time I went down on a girl she ejaculated all over my face.

Just so you know, everything in this story is explained by low level, long term, carbon monoxide poisoning.

My car snaked up a jagged road until an impressive Greek revival building with fading whitewash came into view.

I just don’t think separating token redemption from purchase completion is a violation of the expectation of most users. Would it be *better* if they did? I guess so, but man are we into edge case territory deep on this one.