You think Katrina ever runs out of the babies she has to eat for sustenance before she slumbers in her coffin every night?

SO TRUE. It would have been nice... we have next year.

You know what moved me into tears?

In prison, men who are strong as men get raped. Men also have gotten drugged. There’s so many things wrong with this statement. It just feels like these assholes are trying to justify rape and criminalize the victim. Why can’t reasonable people see that this is what Trump as president would be like? SAD!

It started when d!ckless f^cks thought it would be a good idea to try humiliate someone who stands up for herself and others and the right thing. Instead, the world loves her more now, so fuck these guys. They will get caught and I hope Leslie gets them throw in prison.

Shouldn’t this be on the Cuck?

Short Answer: yes

Shit, I just blew my check on that label maker, I should have saved up for that sweet Gawker media.

Shit, I just blew my check on that label maker, I should have saved up for that sweet Gawker media.

I dont speak for all men, but for me, its more of a pinching myself to make sure it actually happened. I would only hey if it was hey worthy.

Is this for fucking real?! Same person that antagonizes women, and says “blood, coming out of their... whatever”. YEAH BRO, EYES. That’s what everyone and their mom is thinking!

I thought it was spelled “whack”

Kotaku, I love you. I would love to write some freelance stuff for you. You give me a game to write about and if you think I got the chops, I’m in.

That’s not how you spell “willenium”

Woah, someone still likes Thriller...

Let’s be real though, fo realsies. Are we really that surprised? Like, is everyones jaw still on the floor?

What an idiot. He should have just raped her and then his sentence would have been reduced.

This is good news considering I was pretty weepy and vulnerable after my ex tore out my heart from my still beating chest.

Can we define what is a “heavy smoker”?

Maybe next time Kanye wants to tweet shit, he’ll look at his bank statement and realize it needs more 0's that idiot.

She’s like a female Kevin James. Honestly, fat shaming isn’t cool. I feel like she perpetually makes jokes on that in every one of her movies. Anything for the paycheck huh?