I actually really liked the one I bought on Kinja Deals: http://www.amazon.com/Aukey-Waterpro…

I actually really liked the one I bought on Kinja Deals: http://www.amazon.com/Aukey-Waterpro…

So my morning routine with Alexa:

Looks like the idea of keeping the weed went up in smoke?

UHHHHH I definitely read it that way that is dont let people force you to do shit.. Why does everyone automatically go to the darkest place possible. I feel like someone is going to come out with a shirt that says “can you dig it?”

Gah Jesus. Even the video game version of Ted Cruz looks like a pedophile.

WOW Thorin, Thank you! This is great, I’m gonna go through and hopefully come out with a part time job!

I would love to write for Gawker...

Sigh, so is there an actual part time job i can actually do from home?

She doesn’t have to share shit. The only thing she has to do is lose the election to Bernie. And not because she flip flops, or is a woman, or any other derogatory reason that people say for not voting for her.

WOW you posted the one thing that pissed me off so much. Well done sir.

JESUS, that’s the most flattering pic we could find of Goldie?

Loved Dick as Batman. Also because he wore the old costume, since Bruce went missing with his current.

Looks like all the puns have ended. What a waste.

It must have been a good party, you know, since Carly wasn’t there...

Can’t we just make friends the old fashioned way? By talking shit about them and later on realizing they’re cool, and then you find out they’re cooler than you, so you end up not being friends?

If you read what I wrote, it said candidate to candidate. GFY.

I mean I get it, fear is a strong persuasion, but that doesn’t change the fact that not all his supporters are complete idiots. They really need to take a longggg good hard look at this guy. He’s against minorities, he’s against women, he’s against the working class. Basically against all the fundamentals our country…

Absolutely, but factcheck.org doesn’t go nearly as apeshit over demo than repubs. I mean you can argue there being 11 idiots on the repub side initially, but still between candidate to candidate contrast, there is a clear difference.

WOW The Conservatives are so fucked. Not to say Hill-dog doesn’t lie, because she does, but it’s not as bad as every Conservative candidate.

I mean it's really nothing to be proud of... Unless it leads to an Eiffel 69