Wow, now I feel like the most vanilla person on the planet. Me and my boring just having sex with one person at a time... I’m antiquated AF.

Aunt Viv needs to check herself. She’s still bitter over getting fired on Fresh Prince.

Hey Hollywood. I’m Latino. Give me a shot at acting and if I blow it for all minorities, then at least you tried. But If I become a box office hit, I will make you money! It’s win win. Call me!

Real question for Conservatives: This is it? These are your frontrunners? Like for real? These people are what you nominate as the leader of the free world? You can look at you wife, family, and kids in the eye and say “Yup, I remember 2016, I was damn proud I voted for Cruz. Or Trump. Or Rubio.”

Great Batman has a phoenix tattoo

Well John, let’s start. There’s birds and there’s bees. The birds are trying to fuck the bees....

Well, so much for a conservative female candidate winning. She lasted a couple weeks longer than I thought.

White Student Union? I thought the Tea Party already existed...

Surprisingly AF!

Wow, what a Thursday. Starting it off with Jenny McCarthy saying about something.

site please

These reviews are so much better than the ones on Yelp with the asian sleeping kid in every picture. That kid is every pedophiles all you can eat buffet.

And I thought Ann Coulter was bad...

Dalai Trump?

While the glass ceiling is the realest of real, I dunno about this Helen Mirs. I mean, I’m a guy and when I throw my arm around her it’s a term of endearment. Not at all something I mean to bring her or other women down.

People are just now mad at Joy Behar? Like, we all think she hasn’t been anything less than an idiot in her entire tenure on the View?

The Weeknd should pull a Suvivor and sue Karmin for butchering his song that someone else probably wrote.

Wow, and I’ve been trying to stay in shape like an idiot....

For me personally:

I hate this dude. Seriously. He sucks.