Well luckily I save my receipt so I'm gonna return my counterfeit headphones.

Would you kindly?

Look like joel schumacher's batman....

iGay? or iProud!

thanks bro, I would totes mcgotes promote you, but gawker network doesnt like my comments, so i never got starred.

I smell a lawsuit!!!!!!!!!

I still dont get how it works? Is there a tutorial online?

All's I need now is a Facebook status generator,

Now the terrorists know...

Seems appropriate for the article. Not so much for the story.

hold on a second,

I think if you add the word bitch to it it means so much more. ie:

Well I wouldn't cause it's my job. I always need it.

Damn my 2999 hours of experience!

Maybe if they raised the fare, the MTA could afford working elevators and escalators and trains that run on weekends....

Woah woah woah, fine print? You mean the bank is NOT have interest in me? What does that mean?!?!?

I'll be impressed when they make a MacBook Air out of air. Cause air's pretty light.

You should really put a NSFW thingy on that, as I learned the hard way...

Uh... obviously the 56k dial up connection sound. Which I will now attempt to imitate via text, here goes nothing.

"To mom, take care of Muffins. Please don't forget to clean the kitty litter every other day or it starts to smell.