You can't gain a full appreciation for the way a McLaren looks or sounds until you see/hear it in person. They're truly special.

Yeah, I didn't think about a hybrid system.

The answer is an '08 Superleggera. Stock exhaust is in excess of 105 dB.

Since when does any Porsche engine last hundreds of thousands of miles?

Uh, Mercs CLA AMG gets 355hp out of a 4-cylinder. +45hp from a world-class competitor ain't exactly April Fools material.

It'll be based on current architecture, so probably a 2.4-2.6L H4 (based on the 3.6L/3.8L H6 they have now in the 911).

Turbo.

UGH you suck America.

The sesto elemento sounded pretty realistic.

I'm a little disappointed that my 5-min photoshop Tesla limo concept was not included in the number 1 entry...

Tesla. The stretch would give way more room for more batteries to compensate for the added weight as well as extending the range.

Tesla. Absolutely Tesla. A prime example of American ambition, industry and skill to display to the world. Plus the goods from a solidity/speed perspective.

I dunno what you jokers are complaining about, I got the Aston Martin One-77.

Fast and Furious gear shifter

Volvo Wins

Spyker C8.

You got a check and fame, I would expect you to say nothing less, in fact I am sure you are contractually obligated to do so.

Wait, so there are actually people on here that believe this is real? Well done Travis. Your cult members now believe anything you say, even after viewing a video that is clearly fake as f*ck.

God, this is as embarrassingly fake as the first one. As if the over-the-top acting wasn't a big enough giveaway, it seems at least five different cameras were used for the interior shots. Go-Pros (or similar-sized HD cameras) are small, but they're not small enough to go unnoticed, especially if they're mounted a…

Is this the article that starts Jalopnik's descent into the madness that is the Gawker Media Group posting style? Do we all need to abandon ship now?