"Apparently you can tell the difference between cavas by how much sugar has been added"

Doesn't sound so much like an electronic tongue as it can't distinguish flavors. Actually it sounds like all it can do is detect residual sugar. There's a ton of devices that can do that.

It isn't colored with the Flesh of Christ. I concede to your superior skills.

It is at my house. Except I'm not there right now, so NO!

"I don't think even a 4 hour course will satisfy the typical American."

Yeah the restaurant was losing money. The business was profitable though through lectures and book releases.

I refute your assertion sir!

Until I see more data to back this theory, I'll stick to my long standing beliefs.

Where do you think the Loch Ness Monster came from?

Stop it. IT'S NOT EVEN CATURDAY YET!

I'm glad to see the head of lulzsec was apprehended... again.

Not exactly the phrasing I would use, but you're 100% correct. I would imagine a lot of it stems from the former abuses suffered by deaf children at the hands of educators and other authority figures in the last century.

Oh, dear Jesus, I need this. Kelly I shall name my first born son after you.

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"and ribbed body for extra strength."

"Yes, I'm American, but I was raised partially in Europe."

I vote we call it "Tex"

Smithereens? Seriously, who talks like that?

My question would be is it insured at it's market value or the cost of production? I can't see an insurance company forking over for an estimated value, being that it wasn't even released in the US yet. Rather I would see the reimbursement covering grape cost, storage costs, labeling, cork, capsule, etc.