There was a story I remember from last summe, but I can’t remember who published it, about the way Trump would listen in on his guest’s phone conversations at Mar-A-Lago. Former employees said so. When Trump spoke of bugged rooms, I felt like he was exposing his own kink.

This so makes me want to cauterize my vagina shut.

I did too. It’s OK. We’re still human.

You’re a brave one. Thank you for reminding people about the courage of gays and minorities in the south. ‘Bama is a red state but not all red, and thanks also for keeping hope alive down there.

Please accept my condolences. I’m ever so sorry and there is nothing I’ve experienced that could ever be as painful as a mother losing her child.

The Editrix at Wonkette is considering a run in Montana. We should encourage her.

My abusive ex and a I shared the same hairdresser - a friend of the ex first. Had the hairdresser ever taken me seriously when I “kind of” reached out once, I probably would have been very grateful for help. I moved in with the ex from out of town, so Ex’s friends were my friends to, by default. At first. None of them…

Happy holidays

Hi! Is there any chance I can get yanked of of the grays? I’ve been posting here for years and was out on Gawker, and am a person with rights on Deadspin, too. I do not ever cause fights. Please help?

A recount probably isn’t going to change anything, but let’s put to rest all of Trump’s lies about ballot stuffing and have an audit. I have faith in the way we conduct our elections but an audit is something that shouldn’t be feared in a free democracy.

Even if it’s (clearly) not Hillary’s account, I’m going to do it anyway.

If Hunstman signs on, after the WaPo bombshell, that would be hilarious.

...until Manafort winds up in handcuffs. :)

It gets worse. I know two people in Wisconsin who didn’t vote, on purpose, because they didn’t want jury duty.

Same here. I can’t even look at them the same way, and I don’t know how they can live with themselves.

Is there any way citizens can hide these young people? Is there a network, or a way to help these people stay until the next administration? If there is a “next administration,” after Trump ruins the US for good.

Could have been wonderful.

In the movies, when there’s a catastrophe, there’s always one guy who freaks the fuck out and makes everyone panic. He usually makes a knee jerk statement and misinterprets a situation. You’re that guy and you need to calm the fuck down and read more.

If you are ever in Chicago, I would be ever so pleased to serve you an outstanding meal. No one should go through life feeling unappreciated when they’ve done their best to feed others.

See, that’s the problem, a willingness to settle for sad, uncomfortable asshole Mitt as our one ally. This is the US federal government, a leader of the free world! We are supposed to be smarter, kinder, more professional and adept than average. And we are settling for Mitt Romney trying not to puke on the table in a…