I bet Rivera set him up.

Anyone who thinks Hot Dogs are bullshit should be deported.

If it turns out that Drew got hit by a car, that would really make all of the “Shit Ranked!” article and comments pretty ironic.

Stacey Dash thinks The Rolling Stone’s “Brown Sugar” is a love song.

Boylen is going to get some poor NBA mascot killed. 

If Lopez finishes this season on the Bulls and doesn’t murder someone,

She probably signed the lease and then never paid a month of rent. In most big cities, it takes six months to legally evict a non-paying tenant. When her time was up, she made up the mold story.

You dumbasses should do less voting and more reading.

George Carlin said it best: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

You also die of diabetes while on top of your sister, you redneck fuck.

No, really? A black woman who supports Trump?

All the pieces of shit are out in full force today. Get an ice shard to cool your butthurt, assholes. A grown ass man literally punches out a child and you continue to blame the child. Only because he’s white and she’s black. If it was reversed, you’d be organizing a lynch mob.

Well one side is a fucking child so it's not hard to pick a side. Nothing else matters. Don't assault children.

White Sox fans are like the semi-visible derelicts in a Neil Gaiman book. We exist, but no one acknowledges us.

I’m an above average 6'2 180 pound 29 year old male. If I was put in as a running back on 1st and goal from the 1 and given the ball (up to) four straight times

I hear the Sixers might be looking for a coach soon.

Hey, no need to bring her brother into this.

A subaru? Funny, you don’t come off as a lesbian.

You know the place is run down when the strippers ask if you would like a private seizure in the Sparkling Cider Room.

I met David Cross at a house party in either the late 90s or early 2000s, and he was a bit of an Asshole, but I had the same first thought as you. Also, me pestering him to say “Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot, Chicken Pot Pie” probably didn’t help.