You know what would be really surprising? If this Evil Speedster ends up inspiring some existential angst within the Flash, forcing him to question whether or not he’s “fast enough.” In fact, I’d be willing to bet that to defeat this never-before-seen-villain concept, Barry’s going to have to “run faster than he’s…

First look at Codspeed... uh, I mean Godspeed.

As a stoner my only thought reading this was....”But why?”

Best way to come down, take a nap in a quite room or with some soothing music

Honestly, I’m surprised he’s stayed healthy as long as he has. His delivery has always been funky and even back in his Other Sox days, you always kinda expected his elbow to explode at any time.

The one song I absolutely love from Bruce is “I’m On Fire”. Haunting song.

The thing that makes me uncomfortable is when I’m sitting there doing ungodly things, and there is some dude standing at the sink the whole time,5 feet away, brushing his teeth for the 3rd time that day.

Stop jerking off at 50?  Hell, at this point, I actually prefer jerking off.

I’ll be 50 in 2 months. Suddenly I’m viewed as the older generation that can’t handle the internet!?

Youth today - they had no idea what we had to go through to rub one out.

What about the SCTV alumni?

Which Dave Thomas? 

What is the best time to take a dump?

Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.

I mean if you kill yourselves and your 6 children, that you previously weren’t feeding or taking care of, then you clearly have mental problems. Not sure I need to be a licensed psychiatrist to state that.

Adjacent to the e-mail of the week, does anyone deploy a preemptive flush (a camo-flush, if you will) to mask the sound of a boisterous dump, especially if the stalls on either side are occupied?

And you sound like an asshole.

Which is why you don’t present the coupon until the end of the transaction.

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.