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He looks epically hung over, has got some serious DT's when he goes for a drink out of that water bottle. Or he just spent a couple of hours at Starbuck's updating the Arizona baristas on the latest celebrity deaths.

Let me know what you find out!

Wonderful white drunks! The best!

You dumbass Cowboys don't play in Dallas LOL.

Problem with this is its like saying if only I ruled the world everything would be much easier and more efficient. Of course it would, because your base assumption ignores almost everything about... you know, reality.

Chip's gonna be pissed when he finds out Byron Maxwell isn't actually this guy.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

Your troll is just a product of your company system. You're not the best troll of all time, so we'll hold off on that discussion, but well done.

I wish I could delete my comment. It was a mis-post.

Jim Tomsula has his grandkids photos in his wallet. And his kids. And his wife who he calls mother.

It was all made out of people.

Kaiser Soze is actually the name of the old man's sled he had when he was a child.

They all are the best of friends and live on a houseboat. The puppy at the end is sooooo cute!

It was probably a presidential seal.

Secret Service Agent 1: I'm only going to ask you one more time. Are you working with anyone else?
Secret Service Agent 2: ANSWER him, you slippery son of a bitch!
Secret Service Agent 1: Are you working with anyone else? Anyone else? Yes or no?
Seal: [Leans forward]
Seal: [Coughs]
Seal: [Claps twice]
Secret Service Agent

I have never felt deeper in the 99% than right now, laughing out loud at Boner Dog. Where's the fluffer?

Guys, the definition of Civilized / Civilization is really very simple. If you have a city (civitas) you are civilized. If you do not, you are not.

His AGI is certainly too high to invest in a Roth IRA. Phase out for individuals starts at $112k :(.