I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

“I’m blue da ba dee da ba die”

The purpose of a LoZ Water Temple is to be hated.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

You’re 3 stars.

You think your disappointed. I only visit Jalopnik everyday for the flower arranging tutorials.

-1 American Pie

I was of course talking about main-line titles, not the MMOs, the portable games, rip-off mobile fodder, and consistent remakes.

Was listening to music while watching, track switched and the laugh from Feel Good Inc. started right as ball dropped, felt apropos.

DUDE! You’ve GOT to finish EP2! The last battle in it is so freakin intense and stressful, yet rewarding. And...of course... The last thing you see is why fans are so pissed off about all this.

He looks epically hung over, has got some serious DT's when he goes for a drink out of that water bottle. Or he just spent a couple of hours at Starbuck's updating the Arizona baristas on the latest celebrity deaths.

Let me know what you find out!

Wonderful white drunks! The best!

You dumbass Cowboys don't play in Dallas LOL.

Chip's gonna be pissed when he finds out Byron Maxwell isn't actually this guy.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

Your troll is just a product of your company system. You're not the best troll of all time, so we'll hold off on that discussion, but well done.

His AGI is certainly too high to invest in a Roth IRA. Phase out for individuals starts at $112k :(.