Did you read this part?

Okay, Smokey would not appreciate that lackadaisical attempt at extinguishing a fire.

There's obviously great detail here, but I would like to see someone try their hand at human models rendered in real-time without them looking Uncanny. That might take a little while longer.

I know it's probably hopeless, but can we just try to avoid giving this guy a nick name? Dark Knight Shooter just feels....

It's probably obvious, but Neil deGrasse Tyson would be excellent for the next installment of Q&A, which fyi is by far my favorite series across all of the Gawker websites going right now.

I was only joking because you said "Consider the evidence:" and I thought you just forgot to list that evidence. I completely agree with you.

No Scrubs, no 30 Rock and a terrible UI means Amazon isn't enough. I have Prime, but Netflix still has too many things Prime doesn't for me to drop it.

We eagerly await your evidence.

I think I'm going to click on one of your ads just for that title. Everyone, click on an ad!

True. No one who lives and works in the city is going to leave for the sole purpose of getting gas, but commuters will definitely get gas wherever they came from (although it's probably cheaper there already without the tax). With that in mind, commuters aren't the ones they're trying to get to use mass transit, it's…

Raising taxes on gas would be a much efficient way to achieve the same effect. Administering all of those gps units would be hella wasteful.

"while upgrading a brand new computer running Windows 7, bought after June 2, will cost $15."

Good lord, his pictures are terrible. At least 5 feature vitamin water and that stuff tastes like garbage.

ESPN.... First Take. I can't stop and I don't know why. I probably need help.

What the hell are you doing posting a link to a website called "teenspankingblog(dot)com?" It's not even one that's just among the dump, which you felt deserved a post, but you highlighted it among the "best."

Generally speaking, unless you make enough to not qualify for a Roth, I would suggest that it's a good idea for most people to have it as a part of their mix of accounts. Basically, no one knows what the future will hold as far as taxes are concerned and having a source of tax free income to subsidize your taxable…

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you "The Burners."

You both realize Gizmodo didn't write this, right? They republished it from Head-fi.

You know, you'd already save $4 just from the used games.... (screams).

"Please don't let any single company or group of companies become the whole internet, people."