Leave Sly and the family alone.

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Where would we be without Jim Cooke?

In a far worse place, let’s face it.

So, he’s Lance Stephenson, Jr. And, somewhat predictably, he has a younger brother named Lantz.

2003: BLAZERS HIT REEFER HARD

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

It’s also kind of funny because excessive short trips and infrequent driving are actually bad for a car. The car would be in better shape if the little old lady took it onto the highway and stomped on the gas every now and then.

Don’t know anything about track & field but reading this article brought me back to 7th grade.

The whole game I kept shouting, “Get that fancy dog!” at the TV. At one point my wife walks into the room and says, “What the fuck does that even mean?” I suppose without context, it would seem strange.

Peyton Manning has also vowed to play in the Super Bowl with his broken arm.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

I just find that confrontation with Jesse Eisenberg in the middle to be so stupid... yet this is what they put up front.

I’m trying to not be Marvel fanboy DC hating guy. But I have to agree, that movie looks bad. I’ve tried to keep an open mind. “Ok maybe Eisenberg won’t blow as Lex, maybe the fact that there are more characters than in the second Mortal Kombat movie won’t make the movie bloated and lacking focus on anything, maybe…

My version of Batman vs. Superman would be 2 straight hours of the Christian Bale and Christopher Reeve versions kicking the living shit out of the Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill ones.

Yeah, that Dickerson ad is pretty terrible. Not just because of the “Walter Payton is dead” payoff. But because it basically starts off with Dickerson padding his own ego.

Hi—I’d like you to explain the implicit logic behind the argument in this bad internet comment. You seem to be saying that rather than looking into whether stories are true or not, we should just take people at their word and run what they say. Is that what you’re saying? If so, what made you arrive at this position?…

I’d love to tell you my team is working on it, but I’ve used up all my sustainable lies this week...

There’s something intoxicating about sitting down on an unusually warm November night with a good book, your friends from church, and a pitcher of grape kool-aid.

No shit. I feel like these comments will just make it worse too. If New England wins the bullshit we’ll here from NE fans will be horrific. Oh poor us, everyone doubted us, so much adversity!???!