On behalf of Sean, thanks for the page view.

I cannot believe Tzatziki isn't winning against fucking Ranch. Sort your shit out, people!

NCAA Athlete: I'm just not really sure about all this union stuff, what do you think, Mark?

Pictured: Two white celebrities setting their race back by 30 years

I came away from this story with largely the same impression that I got from Lara Logan's Benghazi story. A-Rod's juicing was Obama's fault.

Patriots play in one of the weakest divisions in the NFL and secure a 2nd seed. Then they rely on Blount to do 90% of the work for their offense and a 2nd year QB with hardly any playoff experience to throw 4 interceptions to give them a shot at the Conference Championships. I don't see how this is a 2001 Patriots…

The best part of this game being over is that I never again have to hear Dan Dierdorf attempt to say the name "Michael Hoomanawanui"