Sex may not happen tonight; who knows what the Future holds for these two.

Someone a little more explosive than Kevin Durant put OKC on the map. I hate myself

Jet fuel can melt teams.

Super Bowl 42. Bill Belichick leaving the field early after his team's loss was a forgone conclusion. Close second is the 1999 NCAA Championship game when UCONN beat Duke.

How did Kevin Draper react to the Cavs winning the championship?

Lebron is according to the rest of the Internet.

Do Deadspin writers do welfare checks on Kevin Draper after Warrior loses? Dude gets a little too wrapped up in their games. Last night, he was too drunk to write a follow up. He’s been known to yell out his TV during regular season NBA games. In early November.

What is that white statue in the outfield? Cockroach wearing a baseball helmet?

Players and coaches don't win championships. Tech bros. do.

I could see this. Just about every NFL team fan base seems to have a conspiracy theory that Ed Hochuli is out to screw their team.

Vikings fan here. My wife was very surprised at how well I handled Blair Walsh’s missed field goal. While the miss hurt, it certainly wasn’t nearly the heartbreak as those NFC Championship games. I’ve seen a lot worse as a Vikings fan than a missed chip shot in the playoffs.

I remember watching this game and was surprised by the punch. It seemed like a disagreement more than a fight and then, bam, the sucker punch. Edit: after watching the reply, I can see where Michael Barrett was coming from.

The day I'll root for the Red Sox will be the day Deadspin hires Bill Simmons.

My money is on Robin Arryn. This comes from someone who bet $25 on the Detroit Lions winning Super Bowl 50 prior to last season.

It’s not the Olympics until a wire item from the AP details how many free condoms will be distributed to the Olympic Village.

I believe it is. They worked together on records.

That’s a very depressing prediction.

Which will end first? The first round of the NBA Playoffs or Deflategate? Asking for a friend.

In Flair’s defense, no one has ever had a good morning at Logan.

It was a great, great half time show. That Vikings fight song he wrote on the other hand........worst song he wrote?