Thanks for the correction. AFC South is also craptastic.

My two big takeaways were that Carolina is a great home team and the rest of those AFC South defenses are really, really lousy.

That was an impressive playoff performe by Denver’s throughout the whole playoffs. Did anyone go through three highly ranked offenses to win the Super Bowl? The 85 Bears defeated Tony Eason after all.

The Girl Scouts are being kicked out for a Nickleback concert. Expected profit-$15

Is that BLATT in the last sentence? I'm not sure how he could be involved with Aaron Hernandez after Lebron had him assassinated and all.

Chris Martin’s Masterful....wait, that guy is masterful at something? Comment brought to you by someone who doesn’t follow soccer and is planning to watch Youtube clips of Up With People during Cold Play's halftime show.

A cold shoulder. He really should be giving him a cold shower, amirite?

A & W is ranked too low. It’s way better than Barq’s and Mug. Will Gordon must be Tim Marchman’s pseudonym, the very Tim who placed Milk and Honey Original Café Mix as the best cereal.

My favorite is "a little old lady owned this car before. She kept it super clean and only drove it to church." My brother fell for that one, and I gave him hell about it.

Buddy Ryan scores, earns two kids NFL jobs.

I thought they should have kicked field goals and wondered about the decisions. Denver’s offense was pretty anemic most of the second half and their drives petered out after seven plays at most. On the road, I’ve always thought going for sure points was the best option. Sure, Gostowski missed an extra point, but he…

I think they did get into his head. There were so many passes that bounced in front of receivers where he wasn't hit. He looked like he was anticipating getting hit with just about each throw and compensated in underthrowing his receivers.

I’m not sure about that. DS dumps on just about every team. They are, imho, an equal opportunity offender. They also did publish several highly skeptical articles on Deflategate, something not found with Patriot-hating sites.

The only thing surprising about this answer is that they are named "Murphy" and not "Sully."

And that confirmed my prejudices. I knew it was them.

Which NFL fan base gives you the most grief? I've got theories; but instead of basing it on my prejudices, I'd like to hear from you directly.

I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking the Eric Dickerson tributes to Walter Payton are bizarre and that the Batman V. Superman movie looks terrible. I'm just hoping my son doesn't notice the million airings of that film's trailers during Sunday's games.

Well, if they continue to sign every discarded Patriots player, they might win a playoff game against Cincinnati...might.

I was going to recommend occasionally picking up books on subjects outside one’s comfort zone. The more I think about it, though, the less appealing it becomes. Case in point, I’m stuck reading the Game of Thrones books. Dense, long fantasy books were never my thing but now since I'm on book five, I guess I should…

Both teams kind of wear on me. I patiently await the day when New England and Denver are has beens. Get it together, rest of the AFC.