If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

I work at a pizza place (higher end, but still pizza) and the drivers do NOT make that much. Minimum wage + tips, and they have to pay for their own gas, car maintenance, insurance, and parking meters when they're waiting for orders to be ready for delivery. And the stories they tell are AMAZING (as in, I am amazed…

one time a pizza guy (rushed out the door by his manager) forgot one of my pizzas. He felt so bad that he offered to bring us free stuff ("I'm gonna bring you guys so much free shit!) and we weren't mad because we aren't crazy and we had our first pizza to ride us over. When he came back he brought a free pizza in…

oh god what if the kid got away with like

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

I looked at a car there last month and regretted it. Super bro-y. The salesman kept disappearing, leaving me waiting at the desk for at least five minutes at a time, even when I just asked for a business card. He and his manager tried every trick in the book to keep from giving me a price. I eventually gave them a…

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

Pizza guy.

On the several occasions that I've paid with the company card, I always make a point to tip more than usual. It's not my money, so I don't lose much sleep.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

me. Red Tabby, no collar or tags,spayed female, loud meow. You crazy cat lady with cheese flavored treats.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

what pissed me off the most was the fact that he didn't wipe the existing hair off of the tweezers in between pulls. Like START FRESH OMG

What does what the kids look like have to do with anything? Unless you're in favor of parents spoiling their kids as long as those kids are thin and conventionally attractive, I'm really unclear why you felt the need to throw in a nasty jab about children's physical appearance.

When I informed my parents that I was onto their con, they told me that Santa would continue to bring presents so long as I refrained from telling my younger sister (then a 1-year-old) that Santa was Mom and Dad. Santa kept his word and delivered useful items like underwear and rolls of quarter in college and gift…

Your dad is great.

There seems to be a massive uptick in people stealing packages lately. My sister had a box stolen from her front steps last week. The police came around and said a trio of ELEVEN year old kids had gone around the apartment complex and stolen more than twenty packages.

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.