Until you encounter a cop who's scared of seat belt cutters, sure.

I work in a gov't building, and I carry a (2.5") knife every day. I cannot, however, bring an aerosol can of Lysol to work.

As an Ohio resident... oof.

2 ways.

Insurance scams like this are all too present. There were a bunch of incidents recently in my area where people would jump on-board a bus during the chaos of an accident and claim injury. They were charged with fraud when the on-bus camera caught them.

I was recently in a parking lot, standing next to my vehicle,…

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

He grabbed somebody’s head and didn’t get punched in the throat? Must be a nice bar.

Sexual harassment is acceptable as long as you are single and drunk.

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

Or at least some basic railing like rollercoaster rides in amusement parks.

It;s called putting up glass doors all the way down the station... just like every subway I have ever seen in a foreign country but not in america.

No BBC Test Card F?

Oh ffs, its gold and white!

Good old Fallout 3....

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

— chief among them...

Dayum. Nolan threw more shade at Reilly than Vesuvius to Pompeii in 79.