Because it’s the exact opposite competitive conditions. You hack DeAndre or Dwight because they are terrible shooters, a key skill in basketball. You walk Bonds because he is so much better than other players, a key trait in everything.

Why doesn’t intentional walking get the same hate as Hack-a-whoever? Both feel like gaming the system. They also have the same effect of slowing down the game as the result of a counterintuitive gamble taken by the opposing team.

Thank you: “The problem isn’t that this episode included a rape, but that it did so in the service of bad storytelling. It told the audience nothing that wasn’t already known, and it didn’t advance any plot lines beyond where they already were.”

I hate you for caring so much about what other people eat. Why do you care?

Three things.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

He grabbed somebody’s head and didn’t get punched in the throat? Must be a nice bar.

Sexual harassment is acceptable as long as you are single and drunk.

“A Single guy, drunk, we can possibly overlook”

Here it probably means spike it into the turf or something. In the U.K., do nothing with it for 90 minutes.

Edit: I blew the joke. See below.

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

I never knew how desperately I needed to see a dog try to catch a taco, but now that I have, I'm just so satisfied.

Can't blame the guy for trying to make the Maoist of the moment.

I feel like we've all had this discussion before

ah that's right - every single year

"I save my energy for important tournaments and picks, like calling for #13 seed Patrick Bateman's bone-colored business card with Silian Rail lettering to upset #1 seed Paul Allen's tastefully thick off-white card with watermark."

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

This is even more accurate when you consider Simmons is Jalen's bitch.

— chief among them...

Dayum. Nolan threw more shade at Reilly than Vesuvius to Pompeii in 79.