Typically strange women lying in ponds distributing swords.

cripes, did we all have these when we were kids?

Where have I seen this before....

Haha man if I was on Ford's payroll I'd be in the garage polishing my mid-90's F-150 Lightning all day, not wasting time with you goofballs ;)

Are they selling the old ones off? Might be fun to buy a Miata chassis and put one of those bodies on it and then run that brch in LeMons

I, for one, welcome our new geek overlord.

If Miss Moneypenny shows up in the phone directory......

by opening the engine cover

11b) Poppy cock, ignore "11a)" the drunkards must have gotten to the list again.

Did GM hire a bunch of laid off British Leland electrical designers in the early 2000s?

My first thought before reading the whole article is, "Another reactionary recall with GM trying to just Cover Their Ass. Then I read what the recalls are for, and my next thought was, "Oh, that was probably a good idea".

"Ok, let's work on your execu-speak. I'm worried about blank".

I would be completely fine with the U.S. moving our limit much closer to 0%. The argument I've heard is that 'Well, what if you're at a baseball game and have 2 beers or 2 glasses of wine with dinner and need to get home?'

...or just make a new Syclone based off of the next Canyon.