Unkillable, inexhaustible and always saving this godforsaken shit-show from turning into a tragedy.

Stoned or not, in-character all the time or not, Wesley Snipes was the least of Blade III’s problems.

But it’s a dry hate.

So much supremacy. I’m getting tired of all the supremacy. Can’t even go out to eat now without some big-bellied, stick’n’poke, sweaty-assed mud-butt shaking his acorn in peoples’ faces. They call it supreme and it don’t even come with sour cream. It is just mayo. Lord, lord. This is the best you got? This guy and…

Black Hole 2020

“Dr. Disrespect Streams Inside an E3 Bathroom”

In 2016 it was “I’m not a misogynist, I’d vote for Warren!”

I’m Actually Laughing at How Little Trump’s Campaign Cares About the Law

Fucking bronies. 

Being at Coachella at all is like having 10,000 lemons thrown at your face.

Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?…

“Back at ya’, Donny”

XXXOOO
Uncle Joe

Yes

I believe in miracles, you sexy thing. I know that Russia interfered in our election. I do not know if Trump was involved. I suspect that I could know either way if I were allowed to read the Mueller Report.

Have you considered that you’ve been corrected on this multiple times and that maybe it’s because you keep saying something that’s false?

So this was all about Sophie’s choice?