This is absolutely 100% true...

We can add this guy to the list too...he attempted to attack Hawaii's coach...

Wow...so it should have gone like this then...

Ditto brotha... It really isn't necessarily about being there for your kid...it's the wife that needs the assistance. She probably needs more care than the kid. The baby is up every two hours, she's gotta feed the baby constantly, sleep is a premium, you're freaking exhausted and if you add in the…

That and "he has a toe injury"... really ...somewhere a hockey player is laughing hysterically

Cyclists was a tough matchup for the Pit Bull owners...who are among the bitchiest people alive. Any time a breed owner can quote "Attack" statistics of their breed over your dog's breed, you know there's issues...

Alright...so who was the one idiot who didn't have Florida getting to the round of 16 over Albany and Pitt? Seriously... upsets happen, but come on...

"But, what about the Crocodiles..." - Ron Zook

"Which is absolutely FANTASTIC" - every other fan base in college sports

Ghandi slept naked with young girls...allegedly underage...so there's that...

I once saw Willie Mo Pena get thrown out at 2nd...and he wasn't even being held on.

Or on the field when James Harrison is present...

Yes, the government has the Opening Ceremonies for that...

Gen-X

Right there with ya... Favorite movie: Forrest Gump

Totally agree...which is why the Downhill is my favorite winter olympic sport. Go from the top of the mountain to the bottom the fastest without ripping open your spine...

Correct... this one's been around a long time...its dangerous, no doubt about that, but it is established...and a GREAT course to watch...

Great points...

Aside from the warning about the size of the FiOS ONT, this article was basically useless. Seriously, who doesn't expect the channel numbers to change when the swap providers? Who doesn't know it takes forever to change service? Who doesn't know that your VoIP phone goes out with the power?

I was working for a Fox affiliate in 1994 when we got the news that 1) the CBS ONO's had been bought and 2) the NFL NFC package was bought...