Yeah, he rolled off the throttle, then covered the front brake, and then awhile after that, when the car had already been in his lane for a few seconds, it looked like he finally squeezed it. He might be one of those riders (usually Harley riders like him) who thinks the rear brake does most of the stopping and had…

I thought I saw the same but wasn’t ready to get flamed yet.

That was some of the worst reaction time from a motorcyclist I’ve ever seen. Doesn’t matter who’s at fault, you’re on the bike, you ride as if everybody is out to get you, because most of the time, they are.

Yea, as a biker, both of the motorized and human powered kind, I’ve learned that it’s not speed that gets you, but speed differentials. If I lane split I’m doing 15 MPH more max, and once traffic hits ~30MPH I just get in line. It’s not worth it!!!!

This. This. This. THIS! THIS!!!

This is the car equivalent of running down a hill, tripping, and sliding on your face.

You forgot step 5: “Verify bill is flat, crack open a 24 oz. Monster, and put on some Limp Bizkit.”

The “Sincerely, YouTube” was the perfect cherry on top!

Starred for, “give you an atomic wedgie and drill your girl like she was some East Texas oil prospect.” 

It’s worth infinity dollars if it keeps slow people out of the left lane.

It’s adorable you think any of the other airlines are any better than United is but go ahead and pay that extra money if it makes you feel better about yourself.

i expected the cop to know who you were and the name of your ride. heck it seems half the internet knows of this story

I hope you don’t get an endless parade of “what does this have to do with cars” comments, because this is the kind of quality longform journalism which I love to see on Jalopnik. Thanks, Ryan.

Still going to be auctioned for the Red Cross later.

Isn’t this from the generation of Explorers that was at the crest of the rolling over wave?

That SUV is whiter than a dinner party at Mar A Lago!

Nah man, it’s all about those lemonade stands and penny stocks. Nobody on YouTube has *ever* gotten help from a rich parent, no sir. Every 17 year old with a Lambo/Ferrari/McLaren totally earned it themselves.

4th? You’re optimistic. 6th at best: NFL, College football, NBA, MLB, College Basketball, and NASCAR in some order are all ahead of the NHL.

fuckin’ aerospoke.

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