Nicely done ;)

I don’t know who those last two people are, but I think that might be Jonny Fairplay from Survivor in the middle?

It’s more than that. You’re thinking about money in the context of someone that has to work for money or sees money primarily as a reward for working.

“only obey the road rules when they want to” - You mean like how most drivers speed, talk/text while driving even in states where it’s a violation and many roll stop signs?

Ya, great to see him passing on the wonders of CTE to a guy with the body of a 10 year old. So heartwarming.

It’s the format for a Dodge repair invoice number followed by vehicle’s mileage.

Clemensy is the one absolute power a president has. No one can do anything about it.

Nope. Only hope would to have her prosecuted again and that ain’t happening.

While listening to R Kelly

“Diablo with a $90,000 annual salary” and “good spending habits” are kind of mutually exclusive.

oh noes! stuck in the mud!

Yeah, the savvy person would’ve figured out how to get his / her insurance to take it off his hands...if you know what I mean.

I am the fit boy doing a few air squats in the mirror and then casually stretching my quads one leg at a time and grimacing for 30 minutes. I have programmed the bike and I am pedaling. There is a bank of televisions. On a cosmic timescale, I am already dead. When I have consumed my recovery shake, you will know that…

Nice catch on 80k’s comment, you’re quite the voracious reader.

Thanks. The other 17 people informed me.

How none of them thought to address this in the actual settlement document is beyond me...

I think they shouldn’t. Fuck those bad faith actors. They should have to put it back together.

You’re only allowed to see the real thing if you shit gold. And considering the number of actual food items you can buy with gold in them, I’m not kidding either.

My first statement is slightly misleading. Should have read “like someone who wants to fuck vw as much as they think vw fucked them.” And while the buyback is more than fair, in the grand scheme of things anyone who purchased the vehicles were fucked in some capacity. You also missed the point of what I was…

This was (maybe still is, but haven’t seen it for a couple months now) a licensed, registered, daily-driven vehicle in Michigan for at least a year. Here (and I believe Ohio’s pretty similar in this regard), an ability to sign a name onto a check payable to State of Michigan is almost all that’s required to register…