that’s messed up. when i see a car i’ve never seen before in the neighbor’s driveway, i start going through possible bad scenarios(parents died, friend is taking care of dogs, etc.). but to pull up to my own house and someone is parked in my driveway, that’s doomsday scenario kind of thing— i’m approaching the house…

Or 90's Subarus. Which was like 1 in 15. Which means in Portland, the odds of accidentally driving away in the wrong red outback wagon with steel wheels and Yakima roof rack are pretty high.

I’m thankful I can close my laptop when it says something bad and yell “Shut up” at it and that fixes everything.

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

To be fair, everyone leaving a Dylan show is in pain, cuz that guy sucks live.

I hate Miatas.

I managed to completely tear my patellar tendon 2.5 years ago; I lost a few degrees of range of motion, can still feel medial and lateral tugging from the scarred synovium tears that accompanied it, and have so little confidence in my ability to plant and pivot on that leg doing simple stuff like playing basketball or…

I read your post and just below it on my screen was the headline “Bills Fan Drinks Booze Out of Butt” and it just really tied the room together.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

No.

it’s almost like you have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about... oh, wait...

My problem with this election is I think Hillary and the Donald both are really bad people. I feel like Hillary won’t ruin this country and it means something to her. But she is an awful individual. I swear she would slit a puppy’s throat for an extra vote. The problem is Trump would slit two for an extra dollar and…

The people planning to vote for him(?)

This is called a stoppie, not a reverse wheelie. Any self-respecting (??) motorcycle rider will have injured her/himself attempting this idiotic stunt at least once.

In Europe, Middleeast,China yes.

For what it’s worth, I thought it was a snub they just put “Friend of Jalopnik” instead of “Jalopnik commenter” or something. The nerve.

A less successful effort.

The Toronto Police have released a statement asking for help identifying the man “police are alleging to be responsible for this incident.”

There’s literally, not figuratively, one pair of basketball shoes in those photos. I speak for metro dwellers, you’re not missed, enjoy Chili’s for us!

More detailed descriptions would be nice, David. You keep showing Aisin parts but don’t specify which Aisin company, is it Honda, Toyota, KIA, Hyundai, etc.?