Nah, he’s pushing for equal outcomes, not equal opportunities.

This MSU alum knows real rivalries have trophies:

When I first got to Penn State as a freshman in 2005, it had been five years since we last played Pitt. I’d been going to games with my dad and grandfather since I was old enough to walk and Pitt was always a big deal game, even if it lost some of it’s luster in the late 90s. My new friends at PSU that didn’t grow up…

Harambe worked for the Cincinnati Zoo too.

The dirt hasn't even been shoveled onto Gawkers corpse yet and now you're trying to bring down Deadspin with this bullshit. GTFO of here with these takes

i just deadlifted the earth’s crust off the fucking gooey magma mantle and i’m not supposed to put that on facebook?

It has to do with the Gawker media commentariat’s identity posting where everything has to be qualified with “well I’m white, but...” It’s from a fear of not being taken seriously or having anything meaningful to say about any non-white story, or trying to passively endear themselves to non-whites by belittling…

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

“This Site Has Too Many Soccer Articles That Billy Haisley Wrote”

That's three questions, dumbass.

Barring something like a DFA or a waiver-wire trade in the next three weeks, Teixeira will become just the 9th player to complete a 100 million dollar contract with the team that signed him to said 100 million dollar contract. The others?

bnaned

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

This is exactly right. I don’t understand why everybody has to say he’s either an unimpeachable angel or the most despicable person on the face of the earth. Is it just our inherent American-ness that makes it impossible for us to view people as complex individuals? Do we have to take the same black-and-white approach…

I think there was already more than enough circumstantial evidence to convict JoePa in the Court of public opinion, so spare me the accusations of being a Penn State fan or whatever (I went to a NESCAC school and football was like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.) But I would just note that you should always take the other guy’s expert…

You can’t go watch football at Penn State because of this? Surely you can separate the two camps in your mind. I think you could be pro Penn State and against child molestation.

No need to be a killjyo.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.