This is a dumb thing that Deadspin has tried to make into a running gag, and it’s just not working because they’ve taken the exactly incorrect stance. It would be like trying to do a pro-Cardinals or pro-Cincinnati chili gag.

Well, it’s still better than the original. My GOD, the way that piece of shit seems to persist on the radio mixes every Halloween and refuses to die.

Honestly the Locos Tacos and IMHO are superior to the regular tacos from Taco Bell.

Fuck Soccer.

How did you forget the best go to?

My Theory: Lebron James warged into Keving Love for those 14 seconds.

Look Ayesha, we’re all agreed that Valencia not being sent off after that obvious foul was bullshit, but c’mon. Ecuador just couldn’t get that second goal.

what a liberal arts major would not know about a period:

That’s one of my favorite JFK speeches.

Homer? Arigato! Mr. J Votto.

Probably not a good idea to use the French word for I as your new anti-privilege word we don’t need.

What?

Don’t forget Fla-vor-ice Freeze Pops. Whose jagged plastic edges were the #1 cause of open mouth sores before the age of sexual maturity.

Shakes are better than soft serve. I know this is only an opinion, but mine is probably right because of how high I scored on my SATs.

Counterpoint: Sundresses

So Red Skull does have the last laugh against ‘Cap?

His college calls have been fantastic, but I’m still partial to his work calling Happy Gilmore’s first major win at the 1996 Tour Championship.

Rebuttal: is so.

“Firework” is a damn fine song.

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