Ha, good luck with that. We’ve out-recruited and out-played you for a while, we’ll prove it on the field. #WeAre

He’s actually done a good job with what he’s been given. He did a good thing by firing the OC that was trying to fit Hackenberg into a system that wouldn’t work with the dumpster fire of an O-Line that the sanctions left us with. The only people who think he’s on the “Hot Seat” are those who can’t accept that we…

So you’re saying that some swimmers may have been robbed?

I mean if you consider passing backwards and people running around aimlessly with the ball and having exactly 0 chance to score in the next 5 minutes “action” then sure. At least in football, every play could result in a touchdown.

I know that hating Macklemore is the default position of this Media Conglomerate, but Thrift Shop is catchy as fuck and about 99.9% of people have jammed to that song at some point in time.

I’m a typical American who doesn’t enjoy soccer but I do feel the need to know just a tiny bit about it for “sports fan” purposes. I constantly find myself reading about 1/4 of a soccer article, realizing that I deeply, remarkably do not give a shit, then regretting that I ever gave it a page view and made Deadspin…

This is a fantastic list, and also a deeply depressing one as a Phillies fan realizing that we’ve paid Cliff Lee and Ryan Howard way too much money for years of sadness. Thanks Ruben Amaro!

Because instead of “We have different opinions, let’s agree to disagree” we’ve turned into “MY OPINION IS RIGHT YOURS IS WRONG I MUST TEAR YOU DOWN”

I’m not apologizing for Sandusky - never have, never will. But how do you remember the exact wording of a conversation from almost 40 years ago? That’s a long time to twist an encounter in your head, especially 3 years after something that probably caused the encounter to take on a whole different meaning in your mind.

From my point of view, no one in modern college athletics has raised the profile of a university as much as Paterno. 44,000 kids go to school in the literal middle of a state known as Pennsyltucky, a school that’s known for producing great academics and capable graduates (2 ways Paterno’s philosophy rubbed off on the…

From a Penn Stater whose opinion of Paterno is always open to new info:

Exactly. When you buy ice cream, it’s cold and delicious and comes in that nice shape, but in approximately 38 seconds it has melted and worked its way from the cone to your hand, rendering everything you touch a sticky mess and requiring a forest worth of napkins. A milkshake is a delicious drink that melts slightly…

Counterpoint: Ice cream is a quick-melting, hand-covering mess and a milkshake is a far better way to enjoy your cold delicious treat.

His delivery on “Who the hell is Happy Gilmore?” gets me every time

Scot Pollard was on Survivor this season. He was a bully and an antagonist, and his elimination was one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever seen on TV.

I’m a Sixers fan and I’d MUCH rather be the Sixers than the Kings right now. I think it’s a result of our losing being self-imposed rather than the end result of whatever babbling incompetence is happening in that front office.

There are 2 types of people: People who can finish lists of types of people, and

I hope Dog is black, even though he was actually white in real fictional life. That’s the kind of subversive casting that makes millions on Broadway.

Philly is actually a really good place to be right now if you’re a college grad/person in your 20s. Great nightlife, lots of young people, a really exploding cultural scene, it’s a great place. I lived in NYC for 2 summers and live in Philly full-time now and I honestly don’t know which I like more.

To me, it’s more like naming a team the Spartans or the Trojans, as in “a group of people that actually existed.” Redskins is definitely wrong, but unlike Bomani’s point, the “Indians” nickname isn’t solely based on skin color, from my (admittedly limited) knowledge of the subject