Arby’s does that to your colon? What kind of weak-ass digestive system are you packing?

In the end, it’s food. Eat what makes you happy.

The food snobbery is out in full force. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with an Arby’s sandwich. Throw a packet or two of Horsey Sauce on a medium sandwich and you have happy taste buds.

John Cena is basically an actor. He’d probably want the outcome to be decided before the election. I’d rather have some GLORY BOY athlete from a REAL SPORT.

Sandusky was the defensive coordinator, if that's what you're saying. Try to be an informed troll next time.

Can’t wait for the nation to know Saquon’s name in the very near future. With a new offensive coordinator who’s more capable than the dolt who held the job previously, the sky is the limit for this kid.

My small town has a public school and a private Catholic school, and even though I hate those rich preppy bastards, they had one of the best comebacks of all time.

I’ll get a lot of shit for this because it’s not one of the “cool comedies” like Parks and Rec, but add How I Met Your Mother to the list. Just an all-around funny show with a great concept.

The longer the season goes on, the more I think you’re right - it might be more of a Murray problem than an OL problem. Maclin was a tough loss and I hate the people that say “We should’ve overpaid him just to keep him!” because that’s how teams get in cap trouble. The Shady for Kiko deal would look a lot better if…

Because unlike Hinkie, Chip has actually had success. He took basically Andy Reid’s entire 4-12 roster and went 20-12 over 2 seasons with Vick, Foles, Barkley and Sanchez at QB. The guy can absolutely coach, he’s just made some bad moves as GM (cutting Mathis and Herremans most of all) that I think he can address over…

It was a nice to feel like everybody in the nation was rooting for the Eagles last night. It was even nicer that we didn’t lay an egg like every other time it’s happened.

Oh god, Race for Your Life Charlie Brown... I remember being just old enough to enjoy that movie but young enough that I remember none of it now. There are a bunch of movies from my childhood that I think would still hold up, that’s probably not one of them.

It’s a crime what that offensive line is doing to him. If he doesn’t succeed in the NFL, it’ll be because of David Carr Syndrome, not because of lack of talent.

Because everyone who was involved is either dead or facing trial, and everyone at Penn State is innocent?

As a guy, this sounds great, because I feel like so much of Tinder is predicated on those cheesy/creepy sexual lines that guys send girls. Girls on Tinder (in my experience) aren’t looking for serious connection or conversations and I can’t say something ridiculously sexual without feeling awful about it and…

Agreed. If there’s any place that can make a difference, it’s Lehigh Valley. Top-class facility. Without knowing specifics, Justin is in great hands.

As a design, I think it’s terrible. Imagine how much we’d mock the Jaguars or (NHL example) the new Las Vegas team if they wrote the name out diagonally. But because it’s the Rangers and they’ve been so successful, it’s become a standard.

As an Eagles fan in his early 20s, I don’t see any reason for the love of Kelly green. That color represents the old Eagles, not the new, successful version. I think nostalgia really hurts a lot of what Lukas is saying, that tradition gets in the way of realizing that things change and looks evolve. The kelly green…

Here’s their “manifesto” - this is a real article written by a real person. About a team/school that doesn’t feel any specific way about Rutgers.

I have high hopes for this season. Sure, the team is still young and feeling the effects of the sanctions, but the amount of talent that Franklin has brought in over the last 2 classes makes it seem like PSU will be a real B1G threat once all this talent matures. PSU should be favored in 9 or 10 games this year and a…