I’m gonna have to say that Drew sounds like a bit of a pepper wuss. We eat entire jalapeños as a snack In Texas. I also regularly eat sandwiches with an entire jalapeño worth of jalapeño slices on it. I’ve made stuffed jalapeños with serranos before. Most should be able to handle the burn, on the way in at least...

Perfect personalized plate reading “FUGAZZI”

That’s why they ask Jesus to take the wheel

I was about to comment the same about Produce. For whatever reason, their produce just does not keep.
Bell peppers especially always go bad quicker than ones I buy from Walmart.
Onions as well, tried buying a bag because we use them frequently but they still went bad before we were halfway through the bag.

I’m a…

That thing probably has all the structural rigidity of a box of donuts.

Yup, sounds like a piece of shit.

skimming the beach on their ultra-low takeoffs and landings

Sitting in your seat and waiting until the proper time is definitely the right thing to do.

You’re wrong.

Baguettes, cigarette smoke and a smug sense of Gallic superiority.

we’ll always have paris...

It’s only nostalgia for the fans of Initial D. I liked the movie, but I don’t get the appeal of the chime, especially if I had to live with it everyday.

This generation of Range Rover is so classic looking. So much better than any of the designs since. I think it holds up very well.

So does this help legitimize cryptocurrency as a way to buy real things or does it further the stereotype that it’s only for bad people buying bad things?

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

So then...

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.